-- WARNING -- THIS IS NOT A TROLL

Why exactly was that posted? He is kind of right; It's easy for anyone to make 17 corpses and take a screenshot.

In other news, the icecaps are melting.


Any desire to maintain presence in the aforementioned lower desk region should be submitted in triplicate to Procurement and Supply where you will be issued your own set of monogrammed kneepads.

~Cinnas