Being fictional doesn't mean it's not amusing. :p

A Shissar Templar says, 'Zherozsh took the cookie from the cookie jar.'
Commander Zherozsh says, 'Who, me?'
A Shissar Templar says, 'Yes, you!'
Commander Zherozsh says, 'Couldn't be!'
A Shissar Templar says, 'Then who?'
Commander Zherozsh says,'Warchon took the cookie from the cookie jar.'
Commander Zherozsh has been slain by Kaisei!
A Shissar Templar begins to cast a spell
You say, 'Fuck you I didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch.'
A Shissar Templar gates.