I'd love to know where you got that info from, Cloud. I'd sure find it interesting how anyone would explain that the dinosaurs were killed off in Noah's flood, meaning they were living side by side with humans at that time?
Not to mention reconciling this with a statement that the last dinosaur fell dead tens of millions of years before the Earth was created.
As Kiru pointed out, the website exists for humor purposes only and the statements in the article may never have been made at all, but now I'd like to hear about the ones made on this board.

A Shissar Templar says, 'Zherozsh took the cookie from the cookie jar.'
Commander Zherozsh says, 'Who, me?'
A Shissar Templar says, 'Yes, you!'
Commander Zherozsh says, 'Couldn't be!'
A Shissar Templar says, 'Then who?'
Commander Zherozsh says,'Warchon took the cookie from the cookie jar.'
Commander Zherozsh has been slain by Kaisei!
A Shissar Templar begins to cast a spell
You say, 'Fuck you I didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch.'
A Shissar Templar gates.