I brought this girl home last night. When I woke up this morning I had these greenish white sores on my shaft. I wasn't sure whether to call my doctor or not. Needless to say, I ran out of coffee cream so figured "Maybe this will taste like Irish Cream", so I started popping them inside my black coffee. It was actually quite tasty.
The moral of my story is: If you have unprotected sex with slutty girls, and wake up the next morning with sores, put them to practical use and don't sweat it.
The moral of my story is: If you have unprotected sex with slutty girls, and wake up the next morning with sores, put them to practical use and don't sweat it.


